Earlier today Indians were seeing celebrating surgical strikes done by their army on militants in Pakistan, although the claim was refuted by Pakistan army. But Indians celebrated on Twitter like they had found a fast bowler. Pakistanis didn’t stay behind and replied strongly to their claims of a surgical strike in Pakistan.
Indians need to remember this one.
Pakistan has done many surgical strikes on India, this, the most important one.
Remember when Shoaib Malik conducted a surgical strike in India, in 2010?
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) September 29, 2016
Indian batsmen Virender Sehwag tweeted this.
He was proud of his boys. Little did he know that Pakistanis are not going to spare him.
Salute to Indian Army.
The boys have played really well.
Jai Hind.#SurgicalStrike— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) September 29, 2016
Burn. Literally burn.
Ouch. This was literally savage.
https://twitter.com/ZarWazir/status/781429005220253696
Oho.
Too bad they played well again at home ground. https://t.co/gIeQLjJYbC
— Osama Bin Liaqat Mir (@oblmir) September 29, 2016
Sad but true.
Pakistan doesn't even need to do surgical strikes your jokes will kill Indians anyway. https://t.co/MZjReH7JnL
— Rana Talha Asfar ?? (@RTAluvzAfridi) September 29, 2016
HAHAHA.
Oh dear Lord, Anushka Sharma.
The only surgical strikes India ever did successfully were on Anushka's lips & Shilpa Shetty's nose.
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) September 29, 2016
Surgical aaj nahi.
Indian chief: "Commandos, prepare for a strike against Pakistan."
Commando: "surgical karlein, aaj bohot dar lag raha hai."
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 29, 2016
Oh well.
PM Modi seems to have a plan. Desperate times desperate measures.
Great plan by Modi to contain India's ever growing population, will get half of them killed by Pakistani army.
— Osama. (@ashaqeens) September 29, 2016
This.
Pakistan has devastated India with strikes like these many times in the history.
Dear @India, issey kehte hain surgical strike. pic.twitter.com/M5M3OC7gte
— Ahmed (@azkhawaja1) September 29, 2016
Why, India?
Or that guy who tells his friends he is dating the hottest girl in his college when he goes to an all boys college.
India has turned into the guy who goes around telling everyone he's breaking up with a girl he wasn't even dating in the first place
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) September 29, 2016
Impressive stealth mode skills.
Must appreciate the enemy where due. India's surgical strike was so stealth even the commandos doing it didn't come to know of it.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 29, 2016
The only place where they can strike..
is the internet.
https://twitter.com/imdadawan/status/781466207916527616
Okay great India.
For a country whose army copies video game covers. What can you say about it?
After copying movies and music, India is now copying the covers of video games. Btw that's a H&K HK416, not even used by Indian Army pic.twitter.com/F4nQsGULRQ
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) September 29, 2016
Yes it was.
This surgical strike was brought to you by Ekta Kapoor.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 29, 2016
The only way India can strike Pakistan is movies.
And those movies in which they name Katrina “Nawaz Mistry” and portray Saif Ali Khan as a war hero.
Breaking: India releases the pictures of soldiers conducting surgical strikes in Pakistan's territory pic.twitter.com/CleCofrfei
— Qasim Zaidi (@QasimZaidi_) September 29, 2016
There is one strike the Indians can do.
THE HUNGER STRIKE!
The only strike Indians can successfully do is a hunger strike.
— کاظمی (@HaayeShabbir) September 29, 2016
The greatest of them all.
When Shoaib Akhtar single handedly silenced whole Kolkata.
The best surgical strike in the history of Indo-Pak relations. pic.twitter.com/StdWcB75Vw
— Saad Amjad (@SaadAmjad_) September 29, 2016
In the end.
We Pakistanis would like to congratulate Indians on the successful surgical strikes done by them on all sorts of social media.
